How much would it cost for a plastic surgeon to give me Steve Buscemi's rugged good looks?

You won't need a plastic Surgeon,here's what you should do: Starve yourself for a week. Dye your hair almost black and let it grow a bit to above your shoulders and put lots of grease in it. Wear artificial colored contact lenses in his eye color(isn't it grey). You are already pale, so you won't have to do anything to your skin. Get a wheelchair, and sit down and bandage your arm like you have been shot.Or maybe one crutch. Practice your whiny voice and act creepy. Wear a cheap suit and gold chain,with one ring. And you must do something with your ears to make them stick out more(I don't know,you'll think of something).Oh and I almost forgot ,don't bathe for a week,you want to smell the part.